You know, sometimes I worry, you know, is comedy and my type of comedy going to get stale? Is it going to… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
“He’s in a side room alone with her and it’s far too fucking hot.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“Wrinkles was her big gray cat. Sierra named him Wrinkles because when he was a little baby he had a wrinkly face.… — Karen Kingsbury Copy Share Image
If you get a good comedy once a year, man, that's pretty good. I may be pickier than some, but still, there… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I worked at comedy clubs - if I can use the term 'work' - for several years. I middled at one point.… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
There's something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately… — Jonathan Coulton Copy Share Image
I feel like I share a great relationship with my audience where they trust my judgment and choice of films and sense… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I looked back at some high school journals and discovered that I definitely wanted to be a writer, but not necessarily comedy. — Allison Silverman Copy Share Image
As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
A lot of times, comedy writers will go for the gay joke, and I've been vocal about saying, 'Go for the smart… — Michael Arden Copy Share Image
I think that sometimes, romantic comedies have to be really broad, and that the plot of people falling in and out of… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
I did a lot of theater in school. I thought maybe I wanted to go to law school or be a judge… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on -… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
There are many comics around who don't really have a feel for comedy. They can say outrageous things, have clever thoughts, and… — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
“Where do you think Britney Spears would be now if her mum hadn’t pushed her to keep singing at a young age?!”… — Chloe Seager Copy Share Image
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, "More, give me more of that… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
