Comedy Quotes · Page 39

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

— Lisa Kudrow

I feel like I came in comedy's side door, and still feel very fraudulent in many ways.

— Carrie Brownstein

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

— Chelsea Handler

I mean, teenage girls and their fathers don't have a lot in common, but when you add something like comedy into the…

— Stephanie Beatriz

Although no one explicitly wants a president who could have a reliable fall back career in stand-up comedy, everyone shudders at the…

— Alexandra Petri

There's a way of doing comedy that feels true to the person doing it, that doesn't feel like clown-work or silly faces…

— Andy Daly

I'd say that comedy is my God-given gift.

— Senthil

I'm not temperamentally into high comedy. I'm not a Noel Coward kind of girl.

— Kelly Reilly

I knew at a young age that I wanted to do comedy, and maybe part of that was trying to fit in…

— Nasim Pedrad

There are people that have only seen me in dramatic stuff and they go, "Oh, I didn't know you could do comedy,"…

— Colin Hanks

The thing with physical comedy is that you have to actually try to do the thing you're trying to do - you…

— Jessica St. Clair

I could say I'm a writer or that I'm a musician but I don't really do music; I do music to go…

— Julian Barratt

I hate comedy. I don't even like comedy at all.

— Johan Renck

I think I have specialised in comedy movies. And people have liked me in them.

— Lara Dutta

I've done two Shakespeare tragedies, so I'd desperately like to do comedy. It would be nice not to die.

— Morfydd Clark

Comedy's my first love. I love that so much. You play comedy in drama, too. The difference between genres doesn't really change…

— Emma Stone

Haven't you noticed that we women daydream infinitely less than you men? We can't anticipate pleasure in our imagination or keep suffering…

— Jens Peter Jacobsen

I haven't been offstage for more than two days since I started doing comedy.

— Tony Rock

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.

— Hannibal Buress

'Rubberneck' has nothing to do with comedy, nor does it follow comedic people.

— Anonymous

Here's my take, for what it's worth: I think that a lot of people in the US, as well as other countries,…

— Mark Walton

I needed to be more self-determining, and the most self-determining thing you can do in comedy is stand-up.

— Neal Brennan

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

— Dara O Briain

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

— Bo Burnham

I'm not a big comedy show-watcher, but I love Ricky Gervais' stuff and Sacha Baron Cohen's things. But I'm not an expert…

— Chris Lilley