Humor Quote by Shel Silverstein Download Open image “Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.” — Shel Silverstein ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
There's only one rule in stand-up, which is that you have to be funny. Yet 99 per cent of comics look and talk exactly… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is something you are, not something you desperately try to be in front of a roomful of… — Peter Cameron Copy Share Image
The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do your job.… — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
Stand-up comics tend to make two assumptions: that Christians have no sense of humour and that all their audiences are unbelievers. — Ann Widdecombe Copy Share Image
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I don't think stand-up is being appreciated as much as it could be and I don't think it has for a long time. There's… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There are a lot of comics at the top end making staggering amounts of money and selling out stadiums. I think stand-up is a… — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Our growing ability to eliminate the slow-moving aspects of entertainment and go hopping from one peak to another is not without cost. Stand-up comics,… — William Raspberry Copy Share Image
There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage. — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Stand-up is an art but since it's humor and it's funny - a lot of guys that don't think it's art are probably coming… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I cannot go to school today" Said little Peggy Ann McKay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm being eaten By a boa constrictor, A boa constrictor, A boa constrictor, I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor, And I don't… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Magic Sandra’s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing,… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
He has the obligation to society that any human being has. I don't think a satirist has any greater obligation to society than a… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would not take the garbage out! She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans, Candy the yams and spice the… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
To me, freedom entitles you to do something, not to not do something. — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“Ol' man Simon, planted a diamond. Grew hisself a garden the likes of none. Sprouts all growin' comin' up glowin' Fruit of jewels all… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“Ma and God God gave us fingers--Ma says, "Use your fork." God gave us voices--Ma says, "Don't scream." Ma says eat broccoli, cereal and… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Ourchestra: So you haven't got a drum, just beat your belly. So I haven't got a horn-I'll play my nose. So we haven't any… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“Ickle me, pickle me, tickle me too never returned to the world they knew and nobody knows what happened to dear ickle me, pickle… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
I would hope that people, no matter what age, would find something to identify with in my books, pick one up and experience a… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
