“The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
I think there's too many gay jokes in comedy and not enough honest explorations of sexuality. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
You do develop a taste as an actress: Chekhov, Ayckbourn: it's the combination of comedy and human drama. I would never want… — Katherine Parkinson Copy Share Image
“A game?’ Rob spluttered. ‘A bloody game?’ He turned to face his father. ‘This is your bloody fault! I’m living your bloody… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES! — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby. — David Rees Copy Share Image
When I got the script for 'The Art of Seduction,' I realised I'd never been in a comedy, so I decided to… — Son Ye-jin Copy Share Image
“Caligula was a pervert and a tyrant. If the Roman emperor had any redeeming qualities, they weren’t immediately obvious. Unencumbered by things… — Natalie Kyriacou Copy Share Image
The rules of comedy are, don't complain, it's a brilliant job. You complain, and you're seen as losing touch with reality. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I'm in the middle of an existential crisis in how I approach comedy about these big issues. I sometimes find, when I… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
In the world of comedy, having a partner is not the most unusual thing. — Bobby Farrelly Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy, I really do. It was perhaps my first love. And I think, as an actor, you're young and… — Rafe Spall Copy Share Image
Everybody says how hard comedy is, but, when it comes time to honor things, whether it's on a weekly critical basis or… — Ivan Reitman Copy Share Image
I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I'm a huge sketch comedy fan, and I think my love of sketch is reflected in my stand-up in that I do… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
When I started watching comedy there was a lot of negativity about women; a lot of comics were spewing out aggressive, violent… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I'm a black male, over 40, with no kids, living in the suburbs - they wanted to put me in a museum.… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
We, Will Ferrell and I, were approached by Sequoia, which is a big financing firm up in Palo Alto; they do a… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
It's not unexpected for me to be in a comedy film anymore; I'm no longer the underdog in that world. — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
By the time I finished comedy, I was really burnt out of it. I had had enough. I don't really have a… — Eric Bana Copy Share Image
Comedy is the most difficult. Comic timing is something which you either have it in you, or you don't. You have to… — Deepika Padukone Copy Share Image
I didn't know if I was going to go into acting more, or kind of lean into TV writing or comedy. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
I do also think it eludes genre a bit - not in any groundbreaking way but you can't quite call it a… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
I think physical comedy is an amazing asset because it tells a story that's more universal than just language and dialogue. I… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do comedy again. It is way harder when you are doing comedy. You can't just concentrate on the… — Patricia Richardson Copy Share Image
This hiatus coming up I'm looking at a comedy because I need the balance. — Khandi Alexander Copy Share Image
The comedy I do on TV came from me being at art school and seeing Gilbert and George films, thinking they were… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy. — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
I think when I was getting into directing, or wanting to be a director, when I was a teenager, the two films… — Edgar Wright Copy Share Image
In my mind, if you write a comedy where human beings experience pain, you're just being realistic. — James L. Brooks Copy Share Image