I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
What I like the most about you is that you can make me laugh, when nothing's even funny. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My standup's very gross and vulgar and brassy. There's a lot of screaming. — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious. — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
For jokes as well as justice come in with speech. - Aslan, The Magician's Nephew — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have such a girl-crush on Reese Witherspoon. I would love to do a comedy with her. — Jenna Dewan Copy Share Image
Act as if the future of the universe depends on what you do, while laughing at yourself for thinking that your actions… — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi Copy Share Image
Instead of letting anxiety run you, try voicing it. Voice it in your comedy. Voice it in a script. Just voice it,… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests,… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
When you watch a comedy special, you see the glitz and glamour. But what you don't see is when it doesn't work… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
he puppeteers really responded to it. Patrick Bistrow really responded to it, it's great fun to do improve comedy with puppets. — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor. — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is. — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don't mean -… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to do action stuff. I like it. You really want something that's special; that's got something special about it… — Matt Dillon Copy Share Image
You must not be afraid of small bits of silence. To use it well is the height of confidence and skill for… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think people imagine that I have about five scripts sitting in front of me and I say, 'I think I'm going… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
I think of everything as comedy, but I don't think of it in terms of sitcom comedy, I think of it in… — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
