Comedy Quotes · Page 18

Comedy chose me.

— Craig Robinson

Funniness is genetic.

— Angela Kinsey

I like squirm-laughing.

— Pete Holmes

Comedy is a noble art.

— Margaret Cho

I love to do comedy.

— Adrianne Palicki

There's an art to comedy.

— Marlon Wayans

Laughter is infectious.

— Anonymous

Cancer is always funny.

— Jim Gaffigan

“People often say to me: Oy! Get out of my garden.”

— Michael Redmond

I'm not a natural comedian.

— Helen Baxendale

I don't do stand-up anymore.

— Julian Barratt

Fools that will laugh on earth, most weep in hell.

— Christopher Marlowe

Your audience teaches you how to be funny.

— Woody Allen

Stand-up is mine. It's a part of me.

— Tracy Morgan

I'm not a man who constantly thinks up jokes

— Pope Benedict XVI

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

— Peter Ustinov

I can handle heckling on evolution because it's my own field.

— Richard Dawkins

When anything doesn't hit with a huge laugh, as comics, it feels like, Oh no, oh no, we're sinking.

— Tim Heidecker

“A fraction of what you believe to be the truth always lies behind a joke”

— Deb Apodaca

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

— Alton Brown

Laugh at what you hold sacred, and still hold it sacred.

— Abraham Maslow

With comedies, I like to be a producer, because comedies can get corny and go off track real fast.

— Ice Cube

“literature was the best plaything that had ever been invented to make fun of people.”

— Gabriel García Márquez

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

— Stella Benson

I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to…

— Nick Kroll

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going…

— Julia Sweeney

For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever present sense of humor; it is the next…

— George Barrell Cheever

Dramas make me laugh. The other day, I saw 'The Place Beyond the Pines,' and I was giggling the whole time. I…

— Nathan Fielder

Generally I know that we've hit on a good idea if there's a moment where I'm going "HA HA HA!" because that's…

— Charlie Brooker

I like a person who knows how to say something dark at a very dark moment. The darker the moment and the…

— Octavia Spencer

As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay…

— Ron White

But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.

— Marion Ross

“The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In fact,…

— Mollie Gross

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having…

— Chuck Lorre

All Dickens's humour couldn't save Dickens, save him from his overcrowded life, its sordid and neurotic central tragedy and its premature collapse.…

— Stephen Leacock

At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me,…

— Steve Martin

All of the elements of the comic way tend to spread to others, insinuating joy where it was previously absent. Conversation has…

— Joseph Rusling Meeker

“A standard feature of situation comedy has some form of the main character "talking trash" to someone about a husband, wife, girl…

— Karl Albrecht

You gotta understand, there weren't a whole lot of roles for Hispanics in the Eighties, so comedy was really the way I…

— Steven Michael Quezada

As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe…

— Bill Cosby