Alcohol Quotes · Page 37

I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.

— Oscar Wilde

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

A real man would never get a girl drunk just to get what's on the other side of her clothes...

— Raul Vasquez

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

— Mark Twain

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties.

— Nikhil Saluja

The idea of blaming alcohol or drugs or quote-unquote "promiscuity" is a false path. The real issue is that men should not…

— Jon Shenk

Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day…

— Paul McCartney

“Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.”

— Acts 2:15

It is said that the offender never forgives. Certainly it is quite explicitly hard for the one in the wrong to do…

— Louise Jordan Miln

I think each track tells a different story about what I'm going through. But overall it's just me being young, my love…

— Cakes da killa

He would never abandon her, never leave a gaping hole, and even if he died someday, he was preserved like a lab…

— Shannon Hale

Alcohol may comfort a man until he is sober, but doesnt fill his psychological gaps; it only replaces the lack of God…

— Marcia Persaud

“Sex parties, alcohol and drugs lost their appeal to Sven after a while. Music never did, in his continual search for that…

— Jess C. Scott

Some parents let their kids sleep at other people's houses, where they drink alcohol, watch TV for hours and God knows what…

— Amy Chua

One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong…

— Jim Harrison

The alcohol had the code and mystery about it as a writer's drug, but I'm glad that's been debunked. But the trouble…

— Barry Hannah

I don't know many rules to live by,' he'd said. 'But here's one. It's simple. Don't put anything unnecessary into yourself. No…

— Laini Taylor

An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose…

— Jerry Thomas

I made mistakes. I can’t whine about it. I’m the one that messed up and I’m paying the consequences. However, if I…

— Pete Rose

I never wanted to be the guy people looked at. I felt I could only be myself when I was alone, that…

— Johnny Depp

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would…

— George Carlin

The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ...…

— Stephen King

There's a lot of music nowadays with people singing about how amazing their clothes are and how incredible their shoes are and…

— James Blunt

I believe capitalism is dying a slow death right now, as you can see with the recession and with the credit crunch…

— Anjem Choudary

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

— Hunter S Thompson

“[Alcohol] cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

I used to think I was boy until alcohol proves me that I'm to old to be a boy.

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

“Oh many a peer of England brews Livelier liquor than the Muse, And malt does more than Milton can To justify God’s…

— A.E. Housman

I lift my restraining order against sobriety for 40 days each Lent. I miss you alcohol.

— Rudy Espinoza

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never…

— Winston Churchill

I don't drink hard liquor anymore, but I sometimes order Lagavulin just for the smell. It's so good. It's unbelievable.

— Johnny Depp

The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

— Scott Adams

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

— Bill Hicks

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Smoking’s banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body,” he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer.”

— Jo Nesbø

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.

— William Shakespeare

Just imagine of what you can accomplish??? If you quit listening to the noise!!!

— Giuseppe Prestigiacomo

I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time. To hell with the red wine, pour me some…

— Anonymous

Civilized men arrived in the Pacific, armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers, and the Bible.

— Havelock Ellis

I did mostly alcohol. There were drugs, too - pills - and there was a danger that I would go over the…

— Johnny Depp