Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I know this might be broadcast broadly. But I'm 52 years old, and I'm going to admit to you that I've never… — Bryan Stevenson Copy Share Image
“I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour. — Joan Acocella Copy Share Image
My body is weird. I can't drink strong drinks. I can't even drink cough medicine - I used to cry when my… — Rahim Moore Copy Share Image
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Look into the windows of my soul. The eyes never lie, they bloodshot red. — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Some people recovering from drugs or alcohol stay with the programs indefinitely, making the recovery program their family, a long-term source of… — Keith Henson Copy Share Image
It's just an inspiring journey in itself to stop drinking this late in my career after abusing alcohol and to have this… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
Alcohol had a lot to do with it, too, and mental instability. All writers are narcissistic, manic-depressive drug addicts and alcoholics, and… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence from spirituous… — Robert E. Lee Copy Share Image
I tell my kids no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes. But the world is so competitive that if you're stuck on drugs… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice,… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I'm not quite Honoré de Balzac, but I can't start without a strong espresso. After an hour and a half or so,… — Paul Lynch Copy Share Image
At Waco, was there really an urgency to get those people out of the compound at that particular time? Was the press… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
“He seemed to be lying on the bed. He could not see very well. Her youthful, rapacious face, with blackened eyebrows, leaned… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“To begin with, there is an almost compulsive promiscuity associated with homosexual behavior. 75% of homosexual men have more than 100 sexual… — William Lane Craig Copy Share Image
I meant that people will take anything that gives them a lift, whether it's alcohol or cocaine or the consciousness-expanding drugs or… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Good conversation can leave you more exhilarated than alcohol; more refreshed than the theater or a concert. It can bring you entertainment… — Dorothy Sarnoff Copy Share Image
Aging happy and well, instead of sad and sick, is at least under some personal control. We have considerable control over our… — George Vaillant Copy Share Image
“The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Stillness empowers. Being able to detach from all external stimulants - social media, social engagements, TV, alcohol, food, etc. - and face… — Romany Malco Copy Share Image
I'd get very nervous and uncomfortable in social situations and the only way I could feel at all normal was, well, to… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
“I want a new liver to replace my heart." "Um, why?" "Because then I could drink more and care less.” — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
I swear alcohol always has to be involved for people to have a good time. Its kinda sad cause I have great… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was used to hanging out late after playing a gig - you mix adrenaline with alcohol and you can stay up… — Kurt Vile Copy Share Image
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap, and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
On an everyday level, I use alcohol and drugs in general mostly to be in a happier mood, with the people around… — Gaspar Noe Copy Share Image
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
People say I have a drinking problem¦ i have no problem¦ i drink, i get drunk, i pass out, NO PROBLEM!! — Kiran Copy Share Image
Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine? — Peter Frampton Copy Share Image
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ok, now where that alcohol? You aint even got to ask cause Imma drink it all like, like its my last. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
