Alcohol Quotes · Page 36

I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open.

— John Daly

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

— Denis Leary

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

— Alex Levine

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.

— Jon Ronson

“The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.”

— James Joyce

Cigarettes and alcohol are much stronger gateway drugs [than marijuana].

— Steven Machat

The last show we played, I was straight as a die. It did feel weird not to be hiding behind alcohol or…

— Anonymous

If you want to find out one's attitude, wait until they're drunk or angry. Thats where lies the true colours.

— Tshepo Koos Maluleke

To be a follower of The Honorable Elijah Mohammed, you have to completely extain from alcohol, or fornication, adultered, killin', stealin', lyin'.…

— Muhammad Ali

I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going…

— George Montgomery

How is it that everyone on this train has so much alcohol?" "We always head to Canada at the beginning of the…

— Sara Gruen

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It…

— Robin Williams

My love of words, alcohol, and stage antics basically cemented me as a rapper, but it wasn't a career that I wanted…

— Cakes da killa

“I was glad to be made aware that “Veimke” (jeune fille au pair), is subject to natural law, and can be made…

— Roman Payne

I remember, in 1999, when we did the last Ozzfest that we were part of, and I think Disturbed was on it,…

— Vinnie Paul

“We do not want to believe that we cannot control alcohol and that alcohol is, in truth, controlling and dictating our lives.…

— Liz Hemingway

Some of the morays have held on. When I was in school, I remember asking the question, "Why is it that whenever…

— Claire McCaskill

“There was something ghost-like and insubstantial about gases to these early chemists. They called liquids that turned into gases easily, "spirits." Methyl…

— Isaac Asimov

I am drawn to people that are not going to shy away from the very dark, scary stuff of the human condition…

— Anne Lamott

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in…

— Syntific

I know my grandfather drank occasionally socially, what we call "taking a sip." And my father never touched the bottle. He condemned…

— David C. Driskell

We can see in retrospect that criminalizing the consumption of alcohol proves not to be the solution to the very real problem…

— Glenn Loury

When he was dry, he believed it was alcohol he needed, but when he had a few drinks in him, he knew…

— Denis Johnson

Through the discovery of Buchner, Biology was relieved of another fragment of mysticism. The splitting up of sugar into CO2 and alcohol…

— Jacques Loeb

“I will be doing two things tonight well . . . 1, Drinking in your establishment and 2, Growing my Hair Long”

— Kevin Kolenda

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

— Oscar Wilde

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my…

— Dorothy Parker

Pleasure which must be enjoyed at the expense of another's pain, can never be enjoyed by a worthy mind. Pleasure's couch is…

— Anonymous

Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism.

— Edward Abbey

Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it.

— Anonymous

Poe tried alcohol, and any drug he could lay his hands on. He also tried any human being he could lay his…

— D. H. Lawrence

We are fighting Germany, Austria and drink, and as far as I can see, the greatest of these three deadly foes is…

— David Lloyd George

Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in…

— Gordon B. Hinckley

I'm losing touch with reality and I'm almost out of blow. It's such a fine line, I hate to see it go.…

— Jackson Browne

I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.

— Warren Zevon

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

— Samuel Johnson

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

— Adolphus Busch

Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed but must not be allowed to become necessary.

— Edgar Friedenberg

Alcohol is not the answer to all questions.. But, if you don't get the answer it helps you to forget the question.

— Nishan Panwar

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whisky makes it go round twice as fast.

— Anonymous