The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
"Civilization rests on two things," said Hitzig; "the discovery that fermentation produces alcohol, and voluntary ability to inhibit defecation. And I put… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
Tobacco has not yet been fully tried before the bar of science. But the tribunal has been prepared and the gathering of… — John Harvey Kellogg Copy Share Image
I could never love a girl who tend to drinks as much as me... A drunk girlfriend, equals a bad relationship. — Gian Lewis Copy Share Image
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers,… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because of the… — Michael Badnarik Copy Share Image
“It was my Uncle George who discovered alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.” — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“People spend half of their free time drinking alcohol and the other half watching totally sober people on television. And they want… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
Scientists in California have discovered a chemical in the brain that causes use of Windows in otherwise normal human beings. It's called… — David Pogue Copy Share Image
I prefer hallucinations cause they tend to make more sense than experience. — Todd Rundgren Copy Share Image
I think everyone can relate to the werewolf myth - because we've all, as a result of alcohol, drugs, exhaustion, rage, gone… — Benjamin Percy Copy Share Image
“We shared an explosive enthusiasm that we blasted out of our bodies with alcohol.” — Ariel Levy Copy Share Image
While conversion of sugars to ethanol is the predominant reaction, it is only one of potentially thousands of biochemical reactions taking place… — Neel Burton Copy Share Image
I got up to all sorts of things when I was a kid, but I've managed to take the excessive alcohol and… — Jason Flemyng Copy Share Image
Plus, according to my mother, memories change like people do, especially if there's enough alcohol involved-Aphrodite — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scientists are coming to recognise the effects of the mind on physical health. The sense of relaxation associated with inner peace involves… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
“I dye my jeans jet black once a week, but they never seem dark enough. I bleach my hair bright white twice… — Kris Kidd Copy Share Image
Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals… — William Penn Copy Share Image
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts. — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
