If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Celebrating anything without alcohol is like watching an adult film on a radio... — Nashsixtynine Copy Share Image
There was a loophole in the law that said if I was working, I could be in the clubs as long as… — TyDi Copy Share Image
This isn't champagne anymore. We went through the champagne a long time ago. This is serious stuff. The days of champagne are… — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
Drugs and alcohol are not my problem — reality is my problem. Drugs and alcohol are my solution. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different"…” — Robert Reed Copy Share Image
“Is the alcohol really just making me stupid, or it bringing out something inside of me that I don't want to believe… — Redmerski J.A Copy Share Image
Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing… — James E. Webb Copy Share Image
There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
But this people has deliberately made itself stupid, for nearly a millennium: nowhere have the two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity,… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Beware of anger. It is the most difficult to remove of all the hindrances. But it is the alcohol of the body,… — Margery Allingham Copy Share Image
When I discipline myself to eat properly, live morally, exercise regularly, grow mentally and spiritually, and not put any drugs or alcohol… — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
When we drink a cup of coffee or spoon heated chicken noodle soup or chili out of a Styrofoam cup, we are… — Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
“There is nearly universal consensus that we should prohibit selling and serving alcohol to minors because wine, beer, and spirits can be… — Daniel E. Lieberman Copy Share Image
A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol. Which begs the question, will total abstention put his candidacy,… — Martin Bashir Copy Share Image
“My first incident drinking alcohol occurred after a 2-month period in which I stole wine coolers and beers from my parents and… — Brandon Scott Gorrell Copy Share Image
The most natural way you would attempt to cope with something inside you that is affecting your moods and your energy levels… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
It is so easy in this world to forget yourself or what you are here to assist with. So many either are… — Timothy Treadwell Copy Share Image
I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
“Their wine was probably the best I’d ever had, and I was quickly coming to the conclusion that the creation of alcohol… — Terra Whiteman Copy Share Image
I think the scariest addiction on this planet is to alcohol. Because alcohol is a very addictive drug, and it ruins families,… — Brian Molko Copy Share Image
When you have to face up to the fact that marriage to the man you love is really over, that's very tough,… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
Have you ever known an alcoholic, a cigarette smoker, or a heroin user to be rational when it came to alcohol, cigarettes,… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
The war on drugs is identical to the prohibition of alcohol: all you're doing is making criminals rich and powerful. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The vast majority of Muslims view the consumption of alcohol or pork as deeply haram. — Andy Ngo Copy Share Image
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination. — Patrick Kavanagh Copy Share Image
But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous. — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He drank his first strong liquor then to calm his shaking hand, and tried to tell himself at last he had become… — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be… — Betty Ford Copy Share Image
I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's — Dave Dutton Copy Share Image
I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm. — Method Man Copy Share Image
There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
I've developed this ability to hide my feelings..then I drink..and that ability goes down the drain. — Charlie Peters Copy Share Image
