Science could never get you to make alcohol and tobacco legal and marijuana illegal. Only racism can do that. — Maia Szalavitz Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule 1: If you wake up next to someone congratulate them for liking you at your worse. — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid; but sainthood is also a thing that human… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Lowkey punchdrunk off this Sangria-sweet love and all it’s prodigious trappings…” — Brandi L. Bates Copy Share Image
I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic. — Sue William Silverman Copy Share Image
“Texting and phone calls, fireworks, blends, café au lait, and music. Yesterday's television. Work and beer. The neighbor's dog, or those strange… — Tomoko Yamashita Copy Share Image
Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
There was an Old Man with an owl, Who continued to bother and howl; He sate on a rail, and imbibed bitter… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
Men do not knowingly drink for the effect alcohol produces on the body. What they drink for is the brain-effect; and if… — Jack London Copy Share Image
Your hair loves it; everything loves water, you know. So I don't drink soda. I don't drink the devil's juice. Everyone knows… — Rozonda Thomas Copy Share Image
The abuse of food, alcohol, or drugs is essentially a material response to a need that isn't really physical at its foundation..… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I… — Scott Baio Copy Share Image
Ten thousand million nightmares, temptation by the score, I used to get so high, and still I wanted more. You think my… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I don't really drink, but I've been around a lot of drinking and, at 18, when you start playing in bars, you… — Dwight Yoakam Copy Share Image
In church I was told that if I so much as smoked a cigarette or tasted alcohol, I’d be damned in hell… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Being raised Catholic in a pressure-cooker household besieged by alcohol and bill collectors enforced and heightened a sense of sentry duty in… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
I know it sounds weird, but the food that I eat, it doesn't make a big difference, and it never has. So,… — Aaron Patzer Copy Share Image
The thing that still exists is that if it's at all possible for me to step outside the club after the show,… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“No other drug can compete with cannabis for its ability to satisfy the innate yearnings for Archaic boundary dissolution and yet leave… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
“Every morning Mrs Eglantine sat at the round bamboo bar of the New Pacific Hotel and drank her breakfast. This consisted of… — H.E. Bates Copy Share Image
Fortunately I am not the first person to tell you that you will never die. You simply lose your body. You will… — Cookie Mueller Copy Share Image
There is no way to discribe the feeling of a child whos parent chose a drug over them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Arab culture had also given mankind the word al-kuhl—the favorite beverage of Harvard freshmen—known as alcohol.” — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
I was getting depressed, I was going out, having a few drinks and the worst thing you can do with depression is… — Ricky Hatton Copy Share Image
My life was a complete catatrophe. I was very, very sick from drugs and alcohol. — Trey Anastasio Copy Share Image
If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Who hasn't made a few bad decisions under the spell of sugar and alcohol?” — Dana Bate Copy Share Image
“When a man is on the road to power he buys everyone a drink. Once elected he tries to close the saloons.” — Robert Lautner Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 3: Margaritas count as your daily serving of fruit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alcohol, acid, cocaine... they were just affairs. When I met heroin it was true love. — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“The physical effects of alcohol are often one of the least rewarding parts of drinking for addicts.” — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Why do you fight it?" I whisper. "Because this is wrong. I lost my head for a moment. I'd blame the alcohol… — N. Michaels Copy Share Image
You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
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