Alcohol Quotes · Page 42

STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

— Nikhil Saluja

I, however, cannot force myself to use "meat drugs" to cheat on my loneliness.

— Franz Kafka

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.

— CM Punk

Allowing your kids to watch TV doesn't have to mean they have no choice but to see commercials for junk food and…

— Charlie Ergen

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

— Dean Martin

I got a bad migraine that lasted 3 years, and the pills I took made by fingers disappear.

— David Bowie

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.

— Anonymous

If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can…

— Nathan Myhrvold

All poets have signalized their consciousness of rare moments when they were superior to themselves, -when a light, a freedom, a power…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

You never think you're on the verge of disaster while you're looking over the edge yourself. It's your friends and family who…

— Johnny Depp

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When…

— Anonymous

“Far above him a few white clouds were racing windily after a pale gibbous moon. Drink all morning, they said to him,…

— Malcolm Lowry

“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister,…

— Chelsea Handler

There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out…

— Ike Barinholtz

Place a substantial meal before a tired man and he will eat with effort and be little better for it at first.…

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits to my…

— Graeme Simsion

In Sharia, nobody will be able to sell pork publicly. Nobody will be drinking alcohol. Pornography will be banned. Gambling will be…

— Anjem Choudary

My father's life was changed right before my eyes [when he trusted Christ]. It was like someone reached down and switched on…

— Josh McDowell

“You're walking down Fool's Street, Laura used to say when he was drinking, and she had been right. He had known even…

— Robert F. Young

In the early days I was incredibly creative and productive - I loved the research trips, I loved the creation and finding…

— John Galliano

“...to the race in general, alcohol as been an anodyne, a warmer of the soul, a strengthener of muscle and spirit. It…

— John Steinbeck

I went to Columbia University because they were doing a study on people who suffered from panic attacks, and because I suffered…

— Moby

“What About Alcohol? Alcohol is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, some studies show that a drink or two a day…

— Ron Rosedale

My mum did encourage me, perhaps most of all by never discouraging me from anything I wanted to do. If you tell…

— George Harrison

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have…

— Ernest Hemingway

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.

— Jack Herer

A lot of people don't know the brain is 85% water, so anything that dehydrates you like caffeine or alcohol is bad…

— Daniel Amen

I regret starting drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and joining Facebook.

— Berhan Ahmed

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

— Nikhil Saluja

“one doesn't even think of the liver and if the liver doesn't think of us, that's fine.”

— Charles Bukowski

I can't fill the hole with money. I can't fill it with alcohol, or drugs, or sex, so what do I need…

— Mark Victor Hansen

Alcoholism is a well documented pathological reaction to unresolved grief.

— David Cook

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix…

— Richelle Mead

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

— Craig Ferguson

We tax air passengers like cigarettes and alcohol - we impose sin taxes on travellers.

— Gordon Bethune

Vodka and ice damages your kidney. Rum and ice damages your liver. Whiskey and ice damages your heart. This is bad, don't…

— Anonymous

According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now…

— Conan O'Brien

Going on the internet should totally be banned after any alcohol consumption at all

— Ramandeep Singh

I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me.

— Robert Louis Stevenson

I grew up in an environment where I could see the kind of havoc alcohol can create.

— Pooja Bhatt