The only place I didn’t sweep was under her dress. But…

“I’ve got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher.”

— Jarod Kintz

“But it wasn't the right season to lift off. Not yet. I sat in my apartment and looked out over the city, and I…

— Mohsin Hamid

“Well, it would come in time. Rome wasn't built in a day, nor Akron, Ohio, for that matter. And the place didn't matter. The…

— Stephen King

“He was still open to the magic of this place. I didn't know a lot of people who were open to magic at all.”

— Elizabeth Bard

“No, poker would take me some place I didn’t want to be.”

— Anni Taylor

I grew up in a place that didn't have any Democrats, or if there were Democrats they weren't talking about it.

— MJ Hegar

Iowa is an amazing place. But I didn't have much race around me. I was definitely not like everyone there.

— Jason Momoa

Butch didn't live in his own place. He didn't spend his own money. He had no job, no future. He was a well-kept pet,…

— J.R. Ward

Work done by other people sounds easy. How hard can it be to take care of a newborn who sleeps 20 hours a day?…

— Gretchen Rubin

Let's say I try to ignore the small stuff, like wet towels on the floor, the dishwasher full to the brim and not turned…

— Tess Daly

You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher.

— Nikhil Saluja

While we women dilly-dally, making decisions, leaving jobs half done, forgetting where we've put the house keys while we water the Hoover and leave…

— Mariella Frostrup

If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store and seek out the dishwasher repair man. He…

— Bryan Q. Miller

Everything important I learned, I learned as a dishwasher.

— Anthony Bourdain

Ninety-eight percent of the singing I did was private singing - it was in the shower, at the dishwasher, driving my car, singing with…

— Linda Ronstadt