Farrukh, tonight you have won a dishwasher

Tonight, we have a show that won't be forgotten.

— Anonymous

“Tonight, if he won against his challengers for the third year in a row, he’d have”

— T.S. Joyce

If we'd kept a clean sheet tonight we'd have won 1-0.

— Steve Cotterill

YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at…

— Jenny Lawson

My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour. All the…

— Jared Leto

Our generation be like... Wheres the dishwasher?

— Anonymous

I don't like when people put their dishes in the dishwasher without scrubbing them properly because it comes out with those little white dots…

— Britt Robertson

I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher.

— Gabrielle Union

Work done by other people sounds easy. How hard can it be to take care of a newborn who sleeps 20 hours a day?…

— Gretchen Rubin

Let's say I try to ignore the small stuff, like wet towels on the floor, the dishwasher full to the brim and not turned…

— Tess Daly

You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher.

— Nikhil Saluja

While we women dilly-dally, making decisions, leaving jobs half done, forgetting where we've put the house keys while we water the Hoover and leave…

— Mariella Frostrup

If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store and seek out the dishwasher repair man. He…

— Bryan Q. Miller

Everything important I learned, I learned as a dishwasher.

— Anthony Bourdain

Ninety-eight percent of the singing I did was private singing - it was in the shower, at the dishwasher, driving my car, singing with…

— Linda Ronstadt