My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and…

“My name is Couch Choochoo, and I’m here to train you.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The couch was green, so I felt comfortable wiping my boogers on it. I just wish it had been brown.”

— Jarod Kintz

I used to write in a local coffee shop, but there was another guy, another writer, who kept sitting in my favorite seat. I…

— Lev Grossman

I am a completely horizontal author. I can't think unless I'm lying down, either in bed or stretched on a couch and with a…

— Dan Brown

“I laughed so hard I nearly spit out my hot tea. The strange part was the fact that I was drinking coffee at that…

— Jarod Kintz

“If coffee meant vagina, I’d ask you if you wanted cream in your coffee. But it doesn’t mean that, so I’ll just sit here…

— Jarod Kintz

“I drink hot coffee in the summer, and iced coffee in the winter. I’m a contrarian, and contrary to popular belief I'm not a…

— Jarod Kintz

“I need either a small coffee or a large nap.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The situation is a coffee mug, and I’ve got a handle on it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making my coffee at Starbucks as I admired how her…

— Jarod Kintz

Some people aren't touchy-feely, but I grew up in a family where you'd walk into the family room and there'd be five people on…

— Chris O'Donnell

Therapists need to have a long experience in personal therapy to see what it's like to be on the other side of the couch…

— Irvin D. Yalom

I had friends who lived on my couch because they were going to be homeless.

— Ruben Gallego

“To keep myself from harming or calling N and to stave off the rage and despair, I focus on my extraordinary son, drink midrange…

— Suzanne Finnamore

I've never had a couch that needed to be cleaned or learned how to couch-clean in general. That feels too grown-up.

— Kate McKinnon