My name is Couch Choochoo, and I’m here to train you.

“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The couch was green, so I felt comfortable wiping my boogers on it. I just wish it had been brown.”

— Jarod Kintz

Ladies, a man who sits on a couch flipping channels while you work 16 hours per day to take care of him is not…

— Saramae

I don't have the time to curl up on my couch with a good book.

— Angie Harmon

Before 2 Chainz got big, he used to sleep on my couch.

— Stephen Jackson

There was a singer-songwriter who slept on our couch for a year when I was about 7 or 8. She used to sing these…

— Vonda Shepard

Obviously, I did a couple of things right on the old casting couch.

— Jason Bateman

On any given night, you are likely to find me and my husband on the couch battling it out over a videogame.

— Eva Marie

Creating anything new is incredibly difficult. It's just so much easier to sit on the couch and watch Netflix and just consume.

— James Murray

I am a completely horizontal author. I can't think unless I'm lying down, either in bed or stretched on a couch and with a…

— Dan Brown

Therapists need to have a long experience in personal therapy to see what it's like to be on the other side of the couch…

— Irvin D. Yalom

“To keep myself from harming or calling N and to stave off the rage and despair, I focus on my extraordinary son, drink midrange…

— Suzanne Finnamore

I had friends who lived on my couch because they were going to be homeless.

— Ruben Gallego

Some people aren't touchy-feely, but I grew up in a family where you'd walk into the family room and there'd be five people on…

— Chris O'Donnell

I've never had a couch that needed to be cleaned or learned how to couch-clean in general. That feels too grown-up.

— Kate McKinnon