Drink often drives a man to misfortune and misfortune often drives a man to drink. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Honeymoon is a trial period in which no complaints will be accepted. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
He was so poor that he couldnt afford a funeral thats why he is still alive. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
A spare tyre is something that you don't check until you have a punctured one. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
The easiest way to get a teenage boy to be quiet is to ask him where he has been. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Car accidents usually result from one person being in too great a hurry and the other not being in a hurry at… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Friends are not perfect, sometimes they have funny ways, always laugh with them and not at them. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Parents usually know where a teen-age son is: he is in the family car; but they dont know where the car is. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Many people said that 'To be successful in life, you have to climb the ladder of success,' but no bastard told me… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Credit is what enables people to spend money they havent earned, to buy things they dont need, to impress people they dont… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
You know your child is growing up when he starts looking at girls the same way he used to look at dessert. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Credit is what enables people to pay 20% to 35% extra for that product which they probably don't need. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
A doctor is a person who kills you today to prevent you from dying tomorrow. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Barking dogs seldom bite, but beware of those dogs that know this proverb. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
The doctor asks the patient what is wrong, and then the patient asks the doctor what is wrong. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Bring up your children in the way you think other peoples children should go. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share
Judge a person not by his ability to make money but by his ability to retain it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share
A child who goes to school but learns nothing is like an anchor that is always in the sea yet doesnt learn to swim. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share
To follow good manners willingly is like paving the road and to tell somebody to follow them is like the road which is always… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share
Man is so intelligent animal on earth that if he was empowered as much as God, he would start battling with him to get… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share
Societies that are disciplined to get what they want become dangerous when they don't get what they want. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share
