Funny Quotes by Vikrant Parsai

Life is just a journey between Delete and Recycle Bin in which love is a Virus.

— Vikrant Parsai

Faith is better company than imagination for the wife whose husband fails to come home on time.

— Vikrant Parsai

A woman always remembers where and when she got married; a man sometimes forgets why!

— Vikrant Parsai

A good girl always gets caught; a bad girl knows how to avoid being caught.

— Vikrant Parsai

A woman knows the value of love, but a man knows its cost.

— Vikrant Parsai

Just because a thing is funny doesnt mean it doesnt have a mystery.

— Vikrant Parsai

Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.

— Vikrant Parsai

The journey of life ends with 8 letters? - Marriage.

— Vikrant Parsai

There are two kinds of dieters: those who are always telling you what to eat and those who are always telling you…

— Vikrant Parsai

Some women spend the first part of their lives looking for a husband, and the last part wondering where he is.

— Vikrant Parsai

Your vacation depends upon the book that tells you where to go, and it is called your cheque book.

— Vikrant Parsai

Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.

— Vikrant Parsai

You shouldnt waste your time trying to judge the person whose name has been written after this quote.

— Vikrant Parsai

The secret of long marriage? ~ It's simple: You just have to find the right woman and old enough.

— Vikrant Parsai

Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day.

— Vikrant Parsai

The internet service is merely a source of entertainment for those girls who use FB to find their BF.

— Vikrant Parsai

Woman was created last so she wouldnt have to wait for someone to talk to.

— Vikrant Parsai

If the knocking at the door is loud and long, it is not opportunity, it is your relatives.

— Vikrant Parsai

Just because you are a good friend of a scorpion doesn't mean that you can't be stung by a bee.

— Vikrant Parsai

If the knocking at the door is twice, it is not opportunity, it is postman.

— Vikrant Parsai

I thought a thought which I never thought that it would be thought by me.

— Vikrant Parsai

A man giving challenge to God is like a particle of dust giving challenge to Storm.

— Vikrant Parsai

In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man.

— Vikrant Parsai

Sex is the only field where the amateur is favoured and the professional is disapproved.

— Vikrant Parsai

One girl is a girl, two girls are half a girl, and three girls are no girl at all.

— Vikrant Parsai

There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones.

— Vikrant Parsai

It is not difficult to climb the ladder of success if your father made it.

— Vikrant Parsai

A man who is an enemy of the bride doesn't speak well of the wedding.

— Vikrant Parsai

I am a little afraid of giving people advice for fear that they might follow it.

— Vikrant Parsai

If someone says money is not everything, it means that he either has nothing or a lot of it.

— Vikrant Parsai

There are a lot of books showing on how to live longer, but none on why.

— Vikrant Parsai

No man is really successful until his mother-in-law admits it.

— Vikrant Parsai

When a man doesnt go straight home, his wifes remarks do.

— Vikrant Parsai

Some people treat God like they do a lawyer; they go to Him only when they are in trouble.

— Vikrant Parsai

Generally speaking, woman is generally speaking.

— Vikrant Parsai

A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.

— Vikrant Parsai

If the early bird catches the worm, then what the night owl catches?

— Vikrant Parsai

The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.

— Vikrant Parsai

Rich widows are the only second-hand goods that sell at prime cost.

— Vikrant Parsai

There are three things most men love but never understand; females, girls and women.

— Vikrant Parsai