Funny Quotes by Jerry Coleman · Page 2

Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.

— Jerry Coleman

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

— Jerry Coleman

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

— Jerry Coleman

If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.

— Jerry Coleman

There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.

— Jerry Coleman

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

— Jerry Coleman

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

— Jerry Coleman

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

— Jerry Coleman

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.

— Jerry Coleman

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

— Jerry Coleman

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

— Jerry Coleman

Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.

— Jerry Coleman

You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.

— Jerry Coleman

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.

— Jerry Coleman

Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

— Jerry Coleman

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in…

— Jerry Coleman

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

— Jerry Coleman

Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.

— Jerry Coleman

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

— Jerry Coleman

When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

— Jerry Coleman

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

— Jerry Coleman

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

— Jerry Coleman

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.

— Jerry Coleman

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

— Jerry Coleman

McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.

— Jerry Coleman

And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.

— Jerry Coleman

DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.

— Jerry Coleman

Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.

— Jerry Coleman

Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

— Jerry Coleman

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.

— Jerry Coleman

Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.

— Jerry Coleman

National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.

— Jerry Coleman

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

— Jerry Coleman

Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

— Jerry Coleman

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

— Jerry Coleman

I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

— Jerry Coleman

Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.

— Jerry Coleman

Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.

— Jerry Coleman

The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.

— Jerry Coleman

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

— Jerry Coleman