Our fan of the week is... Debra Clarke! Congratulations í. To get picked as our next fan of the week, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life there's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating sex lives of our friends with children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the colder weather won't deter you from continuing to wear slutty summer dresses to the office. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Peeking out of your 3D glasses during a movie just to see the difference — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're thirteen and you smoke, drink, and have sex? When I was thirteen, I danced to High School Musical in my kitchen.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(already did 16) 17: Something that has ticked me off lately? -This chick cheated on her boyfriend, told my best friend right… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mother compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when You find out your teacher is pregnant... its like, woah, you actually have a life? And a husband?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This man is forcing innocent children to kill their loved ones. For no reason at all. You can make a change. This… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
During the summer I could stay up so late without any problem, now that school's back I can barely stay up past 10. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, which is apart of nature and nature… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three sides to an argument, your side, my side, and the right side, which is still my side! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people judge and criticize you, remember it says nothing about you, but everything about them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My love life peaked in the 6th grade when a girl asked me to pass a note to another boy :) :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, and by sorry I mean get over it and stop acting like a 5 year old. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you do your makeup this morning, or did you just get gangbanged by Crayola? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Phone on silent : 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest : Nobody calls All damn day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red,Violets are blue,I'm breaking up wit you ,Watcha gonna do? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when your class is so immature it could easily be mistaken for 3rd graders. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Shoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That hot guy moment; when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your saying the alphabet becauseyou can't remember what comesnext — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
