Comedy Quotes · Page 325

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

— Muhammad Ali

Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?

— Louis C. K

I have a sick sense of humor. Like, I'm always laughing at my own pain.

— Tierra Whack

He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.

— Henny Youngman

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

— Bender (The Cartoon Character

We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.

— Bobby Farrelly

“They laughed together, because laughter in number is safer than laughter alone.”

— Aelius Blythe

Happiness and laughter are the cure to negative feelings one person might hold when they're upset.

— Doctavius

When I come out to do my stand-up set, I pretty much get bombarded with lines from movies. You try to play…

— Kevin Heffernan

Writing 'We Are Never Getting Back Together' was one of the most hilarious experiences I have ever had in the studio because…

— Taylor Swift

You never want to defend a joke. People get to choose whether or not to laugh and whether or not they think…

— Larry Wilmore

There is nothing incompatible about laughter and demons, nor about athletic achievement and depression. Mike Flanagan made me laugh, too. But mostly,…

— Jane Leavy

My little joke that I make whenever I talk about my show is that the way I sold the show to Netflix…

— Philip Rosenthal

I did a lot of sitcoms, and being funny isn't about being beautiful. Usually, beautiful people aren't the funny people.

— Maura Tierney

My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the…

— Gene Hackman

Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's…

— George Carlin

“Shorn of intimacy and seen from a considerable distance, we are all comic characters, farcical buffoons who bumble through our lives, making…

— Siri Hustvedt

“People of Panem, we fight, we dare, we end our hunger for justice!” There‘s dead silence on the set. It goes on.…

— Suzanne Collins

Once I was in college, I was actually trying to write a comedy screenplay and I wrote basically the worst movie ever…

— Scot Armstrong

I believe that people, more often than not, act with the best possible intentions. And when they don't, that's funny to me.…

— Stephen Colbert

For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things…

— Demetri Martin

For the Baul, life is not a serious thing. It is fun, it is laughter, it is joy. So you cannot find…

— Rajneesh

I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being…

— Jim Jefferies

The tone of 'On My Block' has you going from bent-over laughter to shedding thug tears from scene to scene, and even…

— Jason Johnson

“With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.”

— jim butcher

The more I get to thinking, the less I tend to laugh.

— Paul Simon

JOKE is invented to make you laugh. But sometimes it can be a good reason to make you fall in love. ¥

— Angelita Lim

Professionals don't get writer's block. I can always come up with the punch line.

— Mort Walker

Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.

— Norm MacDonald

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

— Chris Cubas

The nightmare always becomes laughter, once it's understood.

— Byron Katie

When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.

— Garrison Keillor

The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one.

— Julius Charles Hare

“Jokes don't matter… til the performance... if the performance is horrible so do and jokes.”

— Deyth Banger

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.

— J. B. Priestley

I find comedy natural. I'm not saying I'm funny - I'm saying I'm silly.

— Harris Dickinson

Diana was one of the quickest wits I knew; nobody made me laugh like her.

— Sarah Ferguson

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

— Dr Seuss

I like to describe my stuff as observational comedy.

— Lilly Singh

Each day, be sure to laugh, to think, to cry; that's one heckuva full day.

— Jim Valvano