“I made a joke today, and I made it out of pennies. It was a very poor joke.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything. — Ryan Hansen Copy Share Image
Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Laughter is a highly addictive positive contagion: if somebody starts, it's very difficult to stop. — Robert Holden Copy Share Image
What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I always feel bad laughing at people who act crazy. But sometimes the things they do are so damned funny. I wonder… — Martha Manning Copy Share Image
I think that Ionesco's greatest weapon is that he's able to make us laugh at the darkest corners of our souls. — Geoffrey Rush Copy Share Image
I just hope to tell stories that help change people's minds about loving and accepting others. And one of the best ways… — Annaleigh Ashford Copy Share Image
What does it matter whether I am shown to be right! I am right too much!--And he who laughs best today will… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Among the masked dandies of Edwardian comedy, Max Beerbohm is the most happily armored by a deep and almost innocent love of… — V. S. Pritchett Copy Share Image
Even with the most horrendous things that happen and the tremendous pain that people have to deal with, they still laugh, because… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
There is something very human in this apparent mirth and mockery of the squirrels. It seems to be a sort of ironical… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he thinks you're in his way in show business, he will crack your head open.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I think it's actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of… — Octavia Spencer Copy Share Image
“Wrinkles was her big gray cat. Sierra named him Wrinkles because when he was a little baby he had a wrinkly face.… — Karen Kingsbury Copy Share Image
I don't know if there is a gene for comedy, but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know… — James Belushi Copy Share Image
“You like telling your stories,” said my friend in that coffee shop, “because you’re secure enough in your current self, the self… — Elizabeth Bristol Copy Share Image
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
We're having so much writing some of the sillier stuff that never would have been on Mr. Show. And that's not a… — B. J. Porter Copy Share Image
I'm not offended. Lenny Bruce taught me that everything's funny. You can make everything funny. I don't think that assassinations are funny,… — Larry King Copy Share Image
I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny. — Tom Bodett Copy Share Image
If I don't laugh at least 20 times a day - it hasn't been a good day. — Jordin Sparks Copy Share Image
'School for Wives' is Moliere's first step toward grand comedy, but he still has one foot in commedia. — Dakin Matthews Copy Share Image
Humour is God's special gift to humanity. Handy, because it turns out to be necessary. — Tim Winton Copy Share Image
“Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke.” — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
I tried and failed at doing stand-up on my own in 2002 but I hadn't found my voice. — Tim Key Copy Share Image
Laugh a lot. A good sense of humor cures almost all of life's ills. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke. — David Rees Copy Share Image
Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive. — Stella Benson Copy Share Image
