I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I think parenthood is just ripe for comedy. This just happens to be told from the perspective of women. — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
“April Fools Day lets too many people think they are funny and so I don’t support that.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a little funny when it comes to blood and guts and stuff like that. — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter. — Zero Mostel Copy Share Image
There's something therapeutic about connecting with an audience - when there's something really sort of odd or silly that you think is… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
With a horror movie, you want to know where the engine of the fear is coming from. Like in comedy, you want… — Jordan Peele Copy Share Image
I love watching the romantic comedies of the late '50s and early '60s. I used to have a rule that if Tony… — Whit Stillman Copy Share Image
One of the things I like about comedy in general is that it affords Asian Americans the opportunity to not be noble. — John Cho Copy Share Image
“Laugh and fear not, creatures. Now that you are no longer dumb and witless, you need not always be grave. For jokes… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
The only thing I would unequivocally say is that I have never had any interest in romantic comedy I just couldn't do… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
As a freshman in college, I was dating this guy who said he was a stand-up, all he really did was open… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
I use myself as a template for my comedy. So first my background as a Muslim man, my being a doctor, I… — Riaad Moosa Copy Share Image
I never wanted to do just comedy or just drama; sometimes, going back and forth you can get yourself in trouble which… — Mike Binder Copy Share Image
Some people think that when they say something and they think its funny but its not. They think that the person they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're accustomed to doing stand-up, so often you're the only person onstage and it's all your thing. It's very gladiatorial. Obviously,… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
I think with comedy I get very sort of critical of myself and try and do the best I can and it… — Elisha Cuthbert Copy Share Image
I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power. — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
Comedy is math, music is math, and editing is, so I think those all work together. — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We should tackle reality in a slightly jokey way, otherwise we miss its point. — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious! — Fred Tomaselli Copy Share Image
If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
It's kind of hard coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' which is a sketch-driven show, to a movie. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I hadn't really done a comedy other than The Ape since Freaks and Geeks. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
We can't laugh again again on the same joke,then Y do we cry again again for the same problem pain — Babloo Copy Share Image
I've been doing a lot of drama, but I feel like comedy is my strength. — Taraji P. Henson Copy Share Image
