Comedy Quotes · Page 326

After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!

— Jim Gaffigan

You can laugh of everything, but not with everybody.

— Pierre Desproges

A great production of a black comedy is better than a mediocre production of a comedy of errors.

— Tom Stoppard

You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind.

— Kurt Vonnegut

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?

— James Patterson

Love and laughter go together; and laughter is one of the greatest medicines.

— Rajneesh

People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.'

— Bobcat Goldthwait

“I know I'm funny because I make myself laugh a lot!”

— Yohann Dafeu

What helps you as an actor when it comes to roles is that deeper understanding of so many different fractions of humanity.…

— David Koechner

I'm a huge fan of 'Community'; it's, I think, one of the most brilliant comedy on television and has been for a…

— Emma Caulfield

Essentially a joke is creating an idea, whether sonic or visual, whether it's something musical or a traditional joke.

— Reggie Watts

The audience bursts into laughter. With the tragic gag I don't expect the audience to laugh (if they do, I have failed)…

— Jean Cocteau

Why didn’t you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real…

— Mindy Kaling

I feel so fortunate to have been able to work so much, particularly in the horror-thriller genre, but I would love to…

— Danielle Panabaker

Ball-tampering. There, I've said it. Things that shouldn't be said: the judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs…

— Eddie Mair

Wit and humor seem to always factor into this - there's a tongue-in-cheek tone you get when you take on a formalist…

— Alexander Weinstein

“Oh really?’ said Mayes raising a mocking eyebrow which put Rob in mind of a poor man’s Roger Moore. ‘And what on…

— Dougie Brimson

Horror is like comedy. Woody Allen's comedy is going to be very different from Ben Stiller's comedy which is going to be…

— Eli Roth

Comedy Central wanted to do a show with me, I had a couple failures under my belt with them already, but they…

— Daniel Tosh

“An emotional man with bushy eyebrows tells us that if the proposed mosque is built in Bendigo 'the foundation of Australia will…

— John Safran

I'm not terribly well read. My wife forces books into my hands and insists I read them, which I'm grateful to her…

— Peter Capaldi

I'm always fighting with profanity and Christian comedy. I'm telling you, it's always a fight. Because my father said to me, he…

— Kym Whitley

The ones [comedies] that I always liked, whether it's Terms of Endearment, Broadcast News, or Fast Times of Ridgemont High, they were…

— Judd Apatow

It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong.…

— Brad Williams

I crack jokes all the time. Even when I have a fight, I will make a joke, and people will laugh.

— Nargis Fakhri

“Black Humor (Umor): a sensation --of the theatrical (and joyless) pointlessness of everything.”

— Jacques Vache

I love to laugh and I will never take myself too seriously.

— Kenya Moore

I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy.

— Hannibal Buress

Im not laughing at you, Im laughing with you, youre just not laughing.

— Anonymous

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry.

— Black Sabbath

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

— David Cross

“There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them". -- Inspector Clouseau”

— James Lyon

I used to do comedy during my theatre days, and I was good at that.

— Pankaj Tripathi

Behind every smile there's a story; a comedy or a tragedy.

— Anonymous

“Ang comedy natin, puro slapstick. Ang horror natin, puro visual. I'm sensing a pattern here”

— Bob Ong

I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.

— Anonymous

If you elect a matinee idol mayor, you're going to have a musical comedy administration.

— Robert Moses

I am okay with most kinds of humour but I don't like jokes that reek of racism and gender bias.

— Sunil Grover

It takes time to develop a sense of humor, shared world views.

— Ben Affleck

I can laugh and cry at the drop of a freakin' hat - all at the same time.

— Carlene Carter