Comedy Quotes · Page 321

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

— Emily Atack

A belly laugh increases the ability of your immune system to fight infections.

— Elizabeth Taylor

Even in times of great sadness, there are always moments where we crack up.

— Selenis Leyva

He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.

— Anonymous

The only universal language I know of that wraps up joy and gratitude and love is laughter.

— Brené Brown

Drama is easy to fool people with, but you can't trick people into laughing.

— James Ransone

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

— Chris Martin

I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy.

— Sam Kinison

I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other…

— Carrie Brownstein

My favorite actors are Jim Carrey and Chris Farley, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams. Robin Williams is the best - to be able…

— Evan Peters

To this day, if you gave me $1,000, I really can't stand up - You can tell a joke. You're a good…

— Don Rickles

Laugh & the world laughs with you. Cry & they would still laugh. Die & they would also laugh. What I'm trying…

— MO'zee

“What's wrong with you, Daniel? How can you laugh about these things?" And I'm like, 'Cause crying only gets you halfway there,…

— Cara Hoffman

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really…

— Zach Galifianakis

“Yet the best determining factor of how comfortable we are with ourselves, is our ability to laugh at ourselves.”

— Wes Adamson

I laugh, and it's laughter, not light, that casts out the darkness building within me, that reminds me I am still alive,…

— Veronica Roth

Standups have all the talk shows, but you never see a sketch group on a talk show. Even on so-called variety shows,…

— Matt Besser

As someone who's been doing a lot of classical theater recently, I loved the idea of getting to run around in Steven…

— Lily Rabe

I used to think of myself as a comedian. I've always admired comedians. Their minds, the way in which they se the…

— Al Pacino

I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City)…

— Sarah Silverman

There's something strange about comedy requests. I guess if you enjoy something, why not hear it again? But there's something weird about…

— Paul F. Tompkins

My abject hatred of actors and the acting world. I went to college as an actor, and halfway through, I switched to…

— Christian Finnegan

Laughter is a pleasant sound, it spreads joy all around Whether you're young or old, laughter can be like Magic to our…

— Ritu Ghatourey

“Dodger made haste towards the house of the Mayhews while in his mind he saw the cheerful face and hooked nose of…

— Terry Pratchett

“Try never to find humor in peoples dismay and misfortune...so that they won't find humor in yours✌”

— Timothy Pina

Not that that's the goal, but sometimes these funny insights can also be deeply profound.

— Ted Alexandro

I didn't want to be a comedian. I was just funny. I jumped on stage and found out I was good at…

— Eddie Griffin

The ability to compromise and having the ability to laugh at ourselves is huge and works well for me.

— Steve Carell

I know that money is precious - but, at least to me, laughter and expression are even more so.

— Kat Timpf

I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.

— Jim Gaffigan

That's pretty weird—and when I say something's weird, you know it's serious.

— Richelle Mead

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.

— Martin Lawrence

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

— Dane Cook

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter, because I really am quite the joke.

— Peta Wilson

“Taking his hand I said "Fank woo." "Hm " he laughed with his mouth closed.”

— Jennifer Echols

Sometimes it's difficult to laugh at certain things but comedy can help.

— Michael McIntyre

They make fun of anything.Things that I like Everything that I've got.Something which I'm not.

— Louaiq8

A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.

— Chuck Palahniuk

When I'm telling jokes, I'm constantly in motion. I can't stand in one place.

— Eddie Griffin

You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

— Tom Lehrer