Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it. — Philip Seymour Hoffman Copy Share Image
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day. — Jessie J Copy Share Image
You cant be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the… — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
Well, being a Canadian, I love SCTV, and I think it's the basis for all good North American comedy, so I compare… — Melissa Auf der Maur Copy Share Image
“Never let other people bring you down let Jesus be the one who brings you down, because he knows what he is… — Skye Daphne Copy Share Image
The comedy community does not like me at all. It's ego-driven and competitive. Everyone's jealous of everybody, and I've been there. — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's only one rule in stand-up, which is that you have to be funny. Yet 99 per cent of comics look and… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
That moment where you're thinking of someone and you start laughing or smiling out of no where and when someone asks you… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
The only thing I really recommend, if you're starting out in stand-up is to not try to copy anybody else. You can… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Conclusions are based in time. We live in time. So any definition of success is bound up with time. With other things… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I initially started making videos about my hair because I was struggling to style it and didn't know where to find help.… — Franchesca Ramsey Copy Share Image
I'd like to be the John Wayne of the '90s. Not in terms of being the macho guy, but as a solid… — Hulk Hogan Copy Share Image
The only way I'd want to do something in television would be if it was about how I think as a comedian.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Scott and I had just worked with Jimmy Pardo doing a live show over the summer. And it was a lot of… — B. J. Porter Copy Share Image
I've tried to create a comedy that doesn't look like any other comedy. Maybe traditionally in TV there has been a kind… — Melina Matsoukas Copy Share Image
If the audience is responding very well to comedians that are hacks, and I don't do well, I don't feel as bad,… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think I love jokes! The best jokes are equal to the best art, in my mind, and as rare. — Travis Nichols Copy Share Image
You just gotta learn to laugh at things, even when they hurt as hell. Be Happy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing like making a crowd laugh. For me that's the ultimate high. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh. — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Even if its a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites. — Gary Owen Copy Share Image
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish? — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
We've had a day of great drama and of humour too. The rumour mill is now taking over — Andy Burnham Copy Share Image
We actually did quite a lot of comedy on 'Xena'. The whole show was very tongue-in-cheek. — Lucy Lawless Copy Share Image
“A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.” — Champfleury Copy Share Image
