The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one.

I need the best things in life, that's women, thats cars. Cigars in Venice, bottle on ice, thats priceless.

— Nas

It hurt, of course, but more often than not the best things do, I've found.

— Stephen King

The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to be able to quote another's wit.

— Christian Nestell Bovee

I really believe that our past can really hold us back from growth, so the best thing that we can do is MOVE ON…

— Bob Harper

The best thing for you to do is shop at your local farmer's market and support the organic growers who are there. Because those…

— Jason Mraz

The best thing about the term 'performance artist' is that it includes just about everything you might want to do.

— Laurie Anderson

The best things in life are free. Sunsets and sunrises are free. Air is free. Love is free. Death is free. The best things…

— Frederick Lenz

I always wanted to be a player, but I never had the talent to make the big leagues. So I did the next best…

— Charlie Finley

I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of…

— Janeane Garofalo

Each time I stop somewhere and look out, there are more people sitting there than there were the time I came before. I think…

— Louie Giglio

One of the best things that happened for me as a playwright is becoming a comic-book writer.

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

I don't really know who I am as an actor: the best thing would be to experiment with it for the next 30 years…

— Ben Barnes

The best thing about time passing is the privilege of running out of it, of watching the wave of mortality break over me and…

— Sarah Manguso

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

— George Carlin

The best thing about waking up early is seeing the sun rise.

— Bridgit Mendler