SMS / Text Messages

Santa's sexy wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

When your plans get upset

Sometimes ALLAH upsets your plans
to set up his own plans..
ALLAH's plans r perfect.
So never get upset
when your plans get upset

Have faith in ALLAH

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

MUJHE TUM SE BATIEN KRNI HAI

Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
Mujhe tum se batien krni hain,

Kuch ghum k geet sunanay hain,
Kuch raaz hain jo batlanay hain,

Kuch dil ko b batlana hai,
Kuch zakhm hain jo dikhlanay hain,

Kuch dil se yaadain dhoni hain,
Kuch naatay nai bnanay hain,

Jo sher likhay hain teri furqat mein,
Kuch sher tumhe wo sunanay hain,

Kuch dard sunanay hain dil k,
Kuch piyar ki batien krni hain,

Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,

Man on right & women on left

Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!

I'm on a mission! Mission to avoid You, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!

I'm on a mission!
Mission to avoid You,
To forget You,
To not to talk to You,
To not to think about You anymore...
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In short...
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!

A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.

Missed call to ek bahana hai

Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

This was a missed call

One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Not every flower can represent love

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it.
Not every monkey can read SMS
but hey you just did it!
Enjoy your day,
and dont forget to smile!

Would u b rich or poor?

If u r 2 b paid $1000
for each kind act u'v ever done,

and 2 collect $500
for each unkind act of yours,

would u b rich or poor?

I wrote your name on my heart

I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.