Jo palpal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hai,
jo harpal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hai,

jo palpal khilte rahe, use mohabbat kehte hai,
jo saath na chode, use dosti kehte hai

Hasi ke raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mahak liya karo,
pyar se dilon ko chuha karo,
jahan tumhe ghum nazar aaye,
is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

By A Non-Vegetarian :

"Vegetarians Are Cruel
People, They Kill Helpless
Plants,
We Atleast Have Decency
To Kill The Chicken Who
Can Run For Its Life"

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..

At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?

Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him

Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team
In My Local

Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again ?

The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..

Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy ,
You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."

Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday

How To Teach Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec??
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Throw A Cockroach On Her =D

Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement" ;)

I Hadn't Realized
Until Facebook
That
Most Of My Friends Are
Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks

Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni
Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi

Is qadar akele ho gai hain aaj kal
Koi satata bhi nahi or koi manata bhi nahi