Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

Holidays in European, Western, and British countries are celebrated in the month of December. To exchange holiday gifts and greetings we compliments our friends, family near and dear ones with cards and writing a message on that holiday card is sometimes tricky as we wish to writing something cool. So here we have gathered some decent list of holidays messages that can be used in wishing happy holiday cards. If you are searching for Happy Holidays Messages, Happy Holidays Wishes, Happy Holidays Quotes, Happy Holidays Saying, or Happy Holidays Quotes, you have landed at right place. Happy Holidays :-).

On this special day,
celebrate life.
Take a break from your busy schedule.
Let your hair down, have fun and do what your heart says.
Cause today is your day. Have a great Women's Day!

Republic Day Is the Time to Recall
The Famous Vande Mataram
The Chant That Gave Us The Freedom
May The Indian Spirit Prosper Forever
To Remember Is To Cherish
Let Us Remember and Chant Vande Mataram

Suk pa talo zangadal suk pa rasoo tarali.
Sa ajiba hukamrani wa da ashna kosa k.
dar ser baber lamater ao shownday wachay wachay.
Pa friadoono pabandi wa da ashna kosa k.
Halta saroona daokadal kho pa las sa na ratlal.
Qarara dasay juwari wa da ahsna kosa k.

Always
remember to be
happy because
you never know
who's falling in
love with your
smile.

I found
guidance,
friendship,
discipline
and
love,
everything, in one person.
And that person is you

Happy Teachers Day!