Halloween SMS / Text Messages

Hold on, man.
We don't go anywhere with
"scary," "spooky," "haunted,"
or "forbidden" in the title.
~From Scooby-Doo

Halloween is huge

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Halloween is huge
in my house
and
we really get into
the "spirits" of things. ~Dee Snider

Haul on Halloween night

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Nothing on Earth
so beautiful as
the final
haul on Halloween night.
~Steve Almond

Who you are on Halloween

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A grandmother pretends
she doesn't know
who you are on Halloween.
~Erma Bombeck

Halloween wraps fear in innocence

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Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...

Happy Halloween

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A black baby was given a set of wings by God.
The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel".
God laughed and replied,
"Nah niggah u is a bat!"
Happy Halloween

In the wan moon's silver ray

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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
~Joel Benton

From ghoulies and ghosties

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From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
~Scottish Saying