Halloween SMS / Text Messages

‘Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
~William Shakespeare

Halloween is huge
in my house
and
we really get into
the “spirits” of things. ~Dee Snider

Nothing on Earth
so beautiful as
the final
haul on Halloween night.
~Steve Almond

Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat…

A grandmother pretends
she doesn’t know
who you are on Halloween.
~Erma Bombeck

Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon’s silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
~Joel Benton

A black baby was given a set of wings by God.
The baby asked “Does this mean I’m an angel”.
God laughed and replied,
“Nah niggah u is a bat!”
Happy Halloween

This the night – the night
Of the grave’s delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they – it is they.