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Koi gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse

Koi gila,koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai k silsila rahe aapse,

bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse.

Yeh samjhlo k dil tootne ka khel hai

Jisne humko chaha,use hum chah na sake.
Jisko chahte the,use hum pa na sake.

Yeh samjhlo k dil tootne ka khel hai,
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.

He is the only 1 who earns

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn't study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don't u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He's the only 1 who earns!

Thoughts On Men

Thoughts On Men

Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

Sambhalay rakhna us amanat ko

Aye khuda teri mehfil me
haath uthaye fariyaad karte hai,

sambhalay rakhna us amanat ko
jise hum tanhai me yaad karte hai.

('_')

Graduation speech (Funny)

Graduation speech:

I would like to thank,
The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft Office and
The one who invented copy paste!

Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum.

Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum.
Aapki taqdir mein har khushi likh dete.

Jo mod aapko kamyabi dilaye.
har lakeer ko ussi taraf mod dete.

Sorry 4 d kids of next generation

In a way
I feel sorry for the kids of next generation
.
.
.
They'll have parents
Who know how to check
"Last call duration",
Sent msgs,
And "browser history" :p

Meet In RAJASTAN...

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

Saza khoob mili tum say dil laganay ki

Saza khoob mili tum say dil laganay ki,
Nazar lagi hay meray pyaar ko zamanay ki..

Ab to qabar main say bhi nikal k kehtay hain meray haath,
Hamain tou hasratain reh gayain tum galay laganay ki

Kion hain khafa yeh bayan to kijiye

Is qadar hamari chahat ka imtehan na lijiye,
Kion hain khafa yeh bayan to kijiye..

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayai hum say khata,
Youn khamosh reh kar hamain saza na dijiye....

Y r u praying in classroom?

In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah