Divorce Quote by Woody Allen

“I spent about eight hours deep in thought over whether to get divorced. That may seem like a long time to ponder something, but…

— Jarod Kintz

“I've had orgasms lasting longer than our relationship.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

“And really, a formal ceremony and a piecce of paper wasn't what made a marriage. It was the feeling bursting apart my chest-the overwhelming…

— S.C. Stephens

“How many orgasms make a relationship?”

— Sarah Morgan

“The only thing that made sense were the thoughts on repeat inside my head: I was about to become the husband of the second…

— Jamie McGuire

“Afterward, she’d graciously analyzed every single nuance with me until she was convinced we were going to have a double wedding—our childhood dream—and I…

— Rachel Higginson

“- Have you ever written the ending of the story first and then the rest of it? - Hell no, I've never had an…

— Enkelejd Lamaj

“Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores.”

— Kelly Moran

“of…happened. We couldn’t get a divorce right away,”

— Leeanna Morgan

“I came to the conclusion that the cure for a lot of my moodiness was having more frequent sex with my wife.”

— Mark Driscoll

“I was sitting on the toilet when he told me he wanted a divorce.”

— Jodie Beau

“And what causes orgasm in a man?” Kate Daniels, the sex-ed specialist. Kill me, somebody.”

— Ilona Andrews