Calf Quote by Woody Allen

Calf love doesn't usually survive amputation, Your Majesty.

— Megan Whalen Turner

The cow is an exceptionally loving and gentle creature. She cries for days when her calf is taken from her. It is a pitiful…

— Helen Weston

It would not do for the consumer to know that the hamburger she is eating came from a steer who spent much of his…

— Wendell Berry

I've been dropped by calf kicks in sparring.

— Sean O'Malley

A humble calf sucks the most milk. Meaning: A person with humility will reap good rewards.

— Jamaican Ppl

Every time you have a glass of cow milk, some calf is not.

— Gary Yourofsky

“He keeps looking at me so oddly.” “Oddly? How? Give me an imitation.” Considering that she had only about a second and a half…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“The fatted calf, the best Scotch, the hoedown could all have been his too, any time he asked for them except that he never…

— Frederick Buechner

“I recall how I suspected at the time that my young friend was indulging in her first bout of calf love.”

— Margaret Westhaven

If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.

— Dan Piraro

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“But I would have a darkness in my mind like the dark the dead calf makes for a time on the grass where he…

— Wendell Berry

“Immediately after birth the calf is separated from its mother and locked inside a tiny cage not much bigger than the calf’s own body.…

— Yuval Noah Harari

Tell the bed not to lay. Like the mouth of a grave. Not to stare up at me. Like a calf on its knees.

— Lizz Wright

Family organisation is broken and young animals are increasingly being denied a mother to turn to for comfort and for grooming. One of the…

— Ruth Harrison