Business Quote by W. C. Fields

“Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.”

W. C. Fields

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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

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Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

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I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

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Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.

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A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

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All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.

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Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

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“Some say the Earth is angry Because he wants no company; I say the Earth is angry Because he lives alone.”

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If the State does not acquire supremacy over [vast private] enterprises, it becomes their puppet, and they become the real State.

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