Blond Quote by Tina Fey

“You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.”

— Tina Fey

“Let’s talk about the hair. Why do I call it “yellow” hair and not “blond” hair? Because I’m pretty sure everybody calls my hair…

— Tina Fey

Sometimes people just write me into sketches because they think it'll be funny that I'm wearing a blond wig or something.

— Sarah Sherman

Don't fault me for wearing a 20-inch blond wig - it doesn't mean I want to be a white person.

— Wendy Williams

“Swift Antelope, I don’t think she even likes you.” “Your yellow-hair doesn’t like you too well, either.” He had a point.”

— Catherine Anderson

“She was willow-branch thin, had a cap of yellow hair, and a sad sort of vulnerability was wafting from her, making the night smell…

— Sarah Addison Allen

Without my Johnson trademark mop of yellow hair, I think I would be nothing.

— Rachel Johnson

“You will learn not to fight me, Yellow Hair. It is a promise I make for you.”

— Catherine Anderson

“Sometimes just to look at Miranda’s calm oval face and straight corn-yellow hair gave her a sharp little stab of pleasure.”

— Joan Lindsay

“Glancing up at Loretta, he said, “She is a yellow-hair, and she is mine.”

— Catherine Anderson

“What would Christ need have done to make me follow him like Matthew or Peter? Dress well, to begin with. And have a luxurious…

— Anne Rice

I'm not a real blond... Shocking.

— Alona Tal