Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “You can't have everything. Where would you put it?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but I'm not sure you have a place to put it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
there should be a place for everything, and everything in its place. — Isabella Beeton Copy Share Image
I always have someplace else I’d rather be, even if I don’t know where that is, yet. — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
I do triage on everything that comes through the door, and if it's not something we need (now, for real-not maybe someday) or something… — Michelle Herman Copy Share Image
Imagine, just for the sake of discussion, that you had a few hours a week and a few dollars a month to donate to… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart. What it meant to be with eventually be a memory of… — Linkin Park Copy Share Image
I have been to the world's end and back and now I know what I would put in my bottom drawer .I would put… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
I don't live for stuff and things, and if I had to live in a cardboard box, I would put curtains on it. — Carmen Dell'Orefice Copy Share Image
I fill up a place, which may be better... when I have made it empty. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
