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“When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'” quote by Steven Wright
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“When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'”

Steven Wright

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up comedy routine, 1990

The speaker jokes about misreading a deadline, confusing a time with a month, highlighting absurdity in communication.

In simple terms: Misunderstanding a deadline leads to a funny mistake.

Key Takeaway

Double‑check dates and times.

Themes

humor miscommunication absurdity timing

Mood

lighthearted amusing

Type

comedic observational

When to use this quote

  • workplace
  • school
  • personal scheduling

Key Concepts

comedy language play social interaction

Questions to Reflect On

  • How often do you misinterpret schedules?
  • What steps ensure clarity?
A Different Perspective

Humor can mask underlying stress about expectations.

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