Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image ““When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?”” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“It is better to seek the pain of heaven than the pleasure of hell.” — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
“Which is worse, Hell or nothing? Only if we're caught and punished can we be saved.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“If there is a God, he must be taking revenge on me for the things I've done. I'll live in a perpetual hell with… — Edith Warner Copy Share Image
“He’d never really given religion much thought himself. It was just there, one of the basic fundamentals of life and living; Heaven is generally… — T. A. Miles Copy Share Image
“Isn't Heaven reward enough, without needing to see the damned punished?” — Michel Faber Copy Share Image
“Such is the end of the evil-doer: the death of a sinner always reflects his life.” — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
“Some say it is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven. That is a defeatist attitude. I intend to rule everywhere, not… — Brian Herbert Copy Share Image
“If there is heaven then there must be hell too, don't think that The God is merciful, he didn't create hell for himself.” — John Art Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
