Barbie Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Barbie Friendship
Barbie's one of those fads whose popularity makes you lose all faith in the human race. — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
By the time I was obsessed with the Spice Girls, I wasn't allowed to play with Barbies anymore but my workaround was buying Barbies… — Cole Escola Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
“My dad will win, I silently countered, even as I smiled sweetly. I couldn’t wait to spike the ball right through her block, no… — Jennifer Lane Copy Share Image
The first design I created was a circular skirt for my Barbie when I was 7. — Karen Walker Copy Share Image
I stay close to my roots and my family. I never want to forget any part of it. I'm still just a hillbilly at… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I stay away from the title of 'role model.' I want to be a more realistic role model - not a perfect Barbie role… — Melanie Martinez Copy Share Image
When I was little, I would draw hearing aids onto my Barbie dolls to make them look like me, so I am thrilled that… — Rose Ayling-Ellis Copy Share Image
Emily Procter getting pregnant changed the show for me. I got so much more involved, which was so much fun! Now I feel like… — Eva LaRue Copy Share Image
In the real world, a woman as skinny as Barbie probably wouldn't have enough body fat to menstruate, nor enough space in her teeny… — Cathy Newman Copy Share Image
After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
