Beer Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beer Funny Humor Husband Marriage Missing Should Thinking
If they put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we'd find them in about 15 minutes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, wed find them in about 15 minutes. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“You sometimes heard about the marginally talented wives of powerful men publishing children's books or designing handbags or, most commonly, becoming photographers. There might… — Meg Wolitzer Copy Share Image
I really believe there are things nobody would see if I didn't photograph them. — Diane Arbus Copy Share Image
Photography, like alcohol, should only be allowed to those who can do without it. — Walter Sickert Copy Share Image
A friend of mine kept saying, 'You tell all these stories about John, and when you do, you say, 'Wait a minute, I have… — May Pang Copy Share Image
When you see a Bruce Springsteen or Tom Petty or Jackson Browne show, the impression you get is that you'd love to have a… — Taylor Goldsmith Copy Share Image
My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I did not grope the wife of Defense Secretary Ashton Carter or the daughter of Sen. Christopher Coons. I don't put drugs in drinks… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
I took photos from 1976 to when I left in 1993, primarily for Interview and a column I had called "Bob Colacello's Out" which… — Bob Colacello Copy Share Image
Photos always seem to exist as sort of stuffy, unnecessary antiques that we put in a drawer — unless we take them out, put… — Mark Klett Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer. — Victoria Silvstedt Copy Share Image
You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head."… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my… — Danny Brown Copy Share Image
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been… — John Daly Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be… — Gordon Willis Copy Share Image
