Accident Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Accident Accident Hit Bookmark Hit Bookmark Reading Reading Accident
I was in the hospital after being in a jet skiing accident... the boat ran over me and I nearly died..thank the LORD!! :) — Caitlin Copy Share Image
Currently in the hospital. I 'slipped' and hit my head on the table when I knew we had to go through 200 pictures of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm sure I've been in an accident because I'm wild and crazy and go too fast, but I don't remember having an accident. — Jan-Michael Vincent Copy Share Image
In August of 2002, I survived a car accident. Although I can still see the van speeding toward us, I cannot bring to mind… — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
I was jogging and I got hit by a car...it's not funny at all. They said I am very hard headed because I landed… — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
I pull out on the highway, and a truck hit my driver's door going 70 miles an hour. Took off my right leg from… — Greg Iles Copy Share Image
I was involved in a serious accident driving in torrential rain at midnight in Cardiff. I was only doing five miles an hour, but… — Cornelia Parker Copy Share Image
I was the kind of reader in smudged pink harlequin glasses sitting on the cool, dusty floor of the Arrandale public library, standing at… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
When I first got my driver's license, I was hit by a drunk driver. He was coming off of a freeway, and I was… — Amy Heckerling Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Fame, we may understand, is no sure test of merit, but only a probability of such: it is an accident, not a property, of… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
I went to school at night in L.A. to brush up on my engineering while I applied to the astronaut program. I really did… — Mae Jemison Copy Share Image
“The accident in your rearview mirror already happened. The one in front of you is still preventable. Pay attention.” — Nakia R. Laushaul Copy Share Image
People dont get married by accident and they dont get divorced by accident. — Darren Hayes Copy Share Image
My father had Parkinson's, though he actually died following a bicycle accident. — KT Tunstall Copy Share Image
A tragic car accident put me in a wheelchair and dashed my hopes and dreams for the future. — Madison Cawthorn Copy Share Image
The spirit in the body is like wine in a glass; when it spills, it seeps into air and earth and light….It’s a mistake… — Anne Michaels Copy Share Image
accident ruled every corner of the universe except the chambers of the human heart. — David Guterson Copy Share Image
There is a French expression that says: to be exposed to an accident, to cross a street without looking at the cars means exposing… — Paul Virilio Copy Share Image
It's no accident that most self-help groups use 'anonymous' in their names; to Americans, the first step toward redemption is a ritual wiping out… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
