Fax Quote by Steven Wright

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

— Steven Wright

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

— Steven Wright

I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.

— Shaquille O'Neal

I don't believe in e-mail. I rarely use a cell phone and I don't have a fax.

— Seth Green

Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends.

— Bob Garfield

So I have a friend who works for me once a week. She's got e-mail, so anybody that must send an e-mail, they send…

— Marian McPartland

“Online Faxing - A tool that does one thing and it does it well" -ifaxapp”

— Andy Fax

Read carefully anything that requires your signature. Remember the big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

— H. Jackson Brown, Jr

Pyramiding instructions appear on dollar bills. Add smaller and smaller amounts on the way up. Keep your eye open at the top.

— Ed Seykota

“constituents started bombarding his office with angry missives. Reams of faxes arrived from voters, many representing local chapters of ordinarily supportive liberal groups like…

— Jane Mayer

I just had it with the corporate money, money, money label thing.

— Shelby Lynne

I got like a little lucky two dollar bill, so I keep it with me all the time.

— Jalen Ramsey