Keys Quote by Sloane Crosley

“If there's any better place to get stoned than a rolling box full of pastry, then they didn't have the keys for it, anyway.”

— Stephen Graham Jones

I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'

— John Mayer

They don't understand that a slice of the pie isn't the whole pie - but they wonder why they are always hungry

— Russell Means

“Why settle for only a piece of the pie when you can simply just make your own?”

— Furious

“Because when you’re a rock star and make a crap ton of money, everyone wants a piece of the pie. A pie you baked.…

— L.J. Shen

I wish anytime I went into a nice restaurant and asked for a table, they said, 'Well I'm sure you don't want one in…

— Jennifer Grey

When I hear from people who are struggling to put food on the table, I understand because I've been there.

— Tammy Duckworth

“A key is worthless unless you know what it’s for,”

— D.M. Pulley

“I’m healthy. I eat fruit.” “In pie doesn’t count.”

— Kylie Scott

I don't go to restaurants, I go to tables.

— Langdon Winner

“What’s wrong with the pie?” “It’s good. I’m just not hungry.” I hadn’t been hungry since leaving the shop the previous evening. Along with…

— Penny Reid

“One slice of key lime pie. Two forks.' I felt Todd’s hand on my arm. 'You’ll thank me later.' No doubt I would.”

— Ophelia London