As we grow up, it feels like you should either invite people into your life or not. There should be fewer and… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
For the average person, taken to their sick bed, it takes a serious bout of pneumonia or a full body cast to… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I have nothing against Canada. I think that Canadians might know the secret to all existence, but to us it just comes… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Every day of my adult life, I have worn at least one piece of jewelry from my maternal grandmother's collection, all of… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say,… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“When I was five, my mother and sister sat me up on the kitchen counter and explained the facts of life: the… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I felt like I wasn't doing justice to either side of my life. It wasn't pronounced. Publicity is an awkward thing to… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
For a long time I wanted to draw, but I could never get the proportions right. My still life sketches were the… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I have definitely had experiences where I can feel the shift from simply living my life to being slightly outside of my… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
There's an 'Everything must go!' emotional liquidation feel to the end of your twenties, isn't there? What will happen if we turn… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
There is one thing you know for sure, one fact that never fails to comfort you: the worst day of your life… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“Though I think husbands are like tattoos, - you should wait until you come across something you want on your body for… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“Names I am most commonly called by telemarketers: Simone, Slain, Siobhan, Flo, Stacey, Susan, Slater, Leanne, and Slow (Yes, my parents named me "Slow".… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“I’m not sure how the ponies happened, though I have an inkling: “Can I get you anything?” I’ll say, getting up from a dinner… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
As most New Yorkers have done, I have given serious and generous thought to the state of my apartment should I get killed during… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“If I could just get my partner to see me how she used to - to fall in love with me all over again… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I don't really think of my essays as being about myself. I know it sounds insane, but I just don't think of them as… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep. — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno. — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
The reason that war is such a fascinating subject for writers is because it's a revealer. Put a bunch of people in an adrenaline-fuelled,… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“Shortly after this exchange my roommate suggested we start throwing water balloons at the construction workers. Not really at them because, I know, I… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
When it seems impossible that a deep connection with another person could just go away instead of changing form. It seems impossible that you… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Because I am a horrible flincher, contact lenses are not an option. I'm always envious of contact-wearers. There are endless reasons to take off… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
