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Girl Quotes by Sloane Crosley

8 Girl quotes by Sloane Crosley

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Sloane Crosley’s voice lands with a playful edge, turning everyday moments into clever observations. This modest set of eight quotes captures her knack for turning the ordinary into something worth a second glance, perfect for a quick dose of her signature humor.

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It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.

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In my lame pescetarian defense, it's very hard to be a girl and say you won't eat something. Refuse one plate of…

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Unless we're talking about old-school, witchcraft-trial violence, can we please phase out the phrase 'girl crush?' While we're at it, if we…

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Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs…

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It seemed more and more like something out of a children's book - the butterfly that followed the little girl all the…

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The nursery rhyme ends when a spider comes along and frightens Miss Muffet straight off her tuffet. I have wondered about what…

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Ladies. Large masses of girls are often prone to this salutation. I hate being mollified with this unsolicited "ladies" business. I know…

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When I was 14, a camp counselor explained what "eating out" was and I vowed to never have it done to me.…

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“If I could just get my partner to see me how she used to - to fall in love with me all over again…

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I don't really think of my essays as being about myself. I know it sounds insane, but I just don't think of them as…

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It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.

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Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.

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I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno.

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The reason that war is such a fascinating subject for writers is because it's a revealer. Put a bunch of people in an adrenaline-fuelled,…

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“Shortly after this exchange my roommate suggested we start throwing water balloons at the construction workers. Not really at them because, I know, I…

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When it seems impossible that a deep connection with another person could just go away instead of changing form. It seems impossible that you…

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Because I am a horrible flincher, contact lenses are not an option. I'm always envious of contact-wearers. There are endless reasons to take off…

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“How can we not still be rooting for the younger versions of ourselves as if they actually exist, playing catch-up in time? Who wouldn’t…

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There is no such thing as a crazy dog person in New York. Are there people who are completely insane about their dogs? Hordes.…

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As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that state-of-the-art juicer? Your kidneys. And your liver.…

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