School Quotes by Sloane Crosley

8 School quotes by Sloane Crosley

Sloane Crosley’s eight witty reflections on school capture the quirky side of education, turning mundane classroom moments into clever observations.

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Unless we're talking about old-school, witchcraft-trial violence, can we please phase out the phrase 'girl crush?' While we're at it, if we…

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The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand…

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“It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fondness are bluffing away early-onset Alzeheimer's.”

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I attended an extremely small liberal arts school. There were approximately 1,600 of us roaming our New England campus on a good…

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do…

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I wanted to be an archaeologist. But in school you have to take a tremendous amount of statistics for that, and I…

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I find that anything culturally significant that happened before '93 I associate with the decade before it. In fact, Oregon Trail is…

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I thought of a high school report I did on the Belgian artist Rene Magritte and a quote I once read from…

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It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.

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When it seems impossible that a deep connection with another person could just go away instead of changing form. It seems impossible that you…

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Because I am a horrible flincher, contact lenses are not an option. I'm always envious of contact-wearers. There are endless reasons to take off…

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“How can we not still be rooting for the younger versions of ourselves as if they actually exist, playing catch-up in time? Who wouldn’t…

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There is no such thing as a crazy dog person in New York. Are there people who are completely insane about their dogs? Hordes.…

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