Comedy Quote by Saira Viola

“He looks exotic. Maybe Hawaiian or Cuban. He has light caramel skin, jet black hair and eyes to match. And the smile he turns…

— M. Leighton

“In my mind I run a wayward home for misfit monsters, the more I take in, the less the world sees.”

— Cody Edward Lee Miller

“He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.”

— Jonas Eriksson

“This imaginary colour film of the past would need to have a soundtrack too, which would record the crunch and crackle of iron tyres…

— Adrian Bell

“Anyway I think I met him in the Swai. I was a Geisha, he was a Samurai”

— Nicki Minaj

“Close up, the guy looked like an oiled, airbrushed spawn of Steven Seagal and a Ken doll.”

— Roe Horvat

“Kope!” the other guy yeled. “What the frick?! You got some cheetah blood in you or what?”“Seriously!” insisted Blake. “How did you run so…

— Wendy Higgins

“The drive home was excruciating; Fuld sat in the backseat feeling paralyzed. Gone was the bluster, the gusto, the fight. He was still angry,…

— Andrew Ross Sorkin

“The way he talked sounded part Yankee, part foreign, like one of those friendly Irish policeman in the old movies: "Ouch, mind you!”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“This was all just a game to you, wasn’t it, princess? ‘Come, Zarek, sit on my lap. Tell me why you won’t behave.’ (His…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“There was a lanky teenager leaning back against the bonnet of the car. He had tousled black hair, tanned skin and the square-jawed good…

— Stacy Gregg

“He wasn’t a pretty boy, his nose was crooked and his grin lopsided, but he had that square-jawed, salt-of-the-earth handsome look that made a…

— Eve Dangerfield