Comedy Quote by Saira Viola

“He squinted up at the straining muscular backs of the stone men supporing the dome. "You'll have to take me to some museums," he…

— Francesca Lia Block

“I don’t need you ratting me out to my dad,” Sam said. “Isn’t it time for your morning donut break?” “Oh,” Malone said, his…

— Marie Force

“...three particular T-shirts with vulgar slang written on them that made the vein in his forehead poke out. It was a cute little vein…

— Dannika Dark

“Robert is, of course, at the theater, but it’s true that Jeff isn’t alone. Behind him, Lulu holds up two bottles of tequila, and…

— Christina Lauren

“[Springsteen] sort of catarrh-mumbles his ditties in a disgruntled mushmouth like Robbie Robertson on Quaaludes with Dylan barfing down the back of his neck.”

— Lester Bangs

“Gary nips my finger and starts clawing his way up my shoulder, hissing like an angry kettle. It's just not natural for something so…

— Holly Smale

“Travis’ mouth fell open. “Oh, hell no. Are you trying to get me killed? You’ve gotta change, Pidge.” “What?” “Get a t-shirt on…and some…

— Jamie McGuire

“She felt woozy, as if she’d been running around on a full stomach in the August heat. A big man in a white undershirt…

— Joe Hill

“I’ve been practicin’ my morgue face for when I have to go identify your body. Wanna see it?” Nick said then he arranged his…

— Kristen Ashley

“nothing like that. it had more to do with his face. which, although presentable, gave me the feeling that his every expression had been…

— Haruki Murakami

“Boris laughed, and threw out some fake-looking gang sign. “Suit yourself, yo,” he said, in his “gangsta” voice (discernible from his regular voice only…

— Donna Tartt

“Heyyy,” I said with a wave. “What. Is. Up .” “ Hey , he says,” Gary snapped, flipping his mane prettily. “Can you believe…

— T.J. Klune